Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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