dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
as a side note pls kill me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
