i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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