either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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