batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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