i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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