ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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