im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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