What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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