I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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