She is in my trunk
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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