Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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