he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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