He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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