Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
