ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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