were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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