can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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