found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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