guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just high enough for therapy.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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