I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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