weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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