She's JV to your varsity
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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