the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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