His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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