My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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