How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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