wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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