Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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