That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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