White coat. Heels.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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