I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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