its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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