Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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