So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
farters have to be the big spoon...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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