you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I see more hoeing in ur future
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