I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
