just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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