brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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