Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We are all done wearing pants today
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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