: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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