Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Bring me that man meat
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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