so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
