Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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