And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
