That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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