Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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