I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Im part way to drunk.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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