he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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