hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Enjoy the penises
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
