It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I think people are normalizing furries
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